Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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