We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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