You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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