No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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