This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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