maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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