You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
