Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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