Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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