So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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