S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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