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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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