ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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