Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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