my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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