like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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