i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He's a Shit stain on my heart
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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