Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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