is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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