BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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