wat bout pragnant strippers??
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Did I show you my penis last night?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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