I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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