Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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