Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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