4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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