New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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