my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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