Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
