I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize
