I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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