Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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