I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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