We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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