it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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