we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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