What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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