No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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