hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
the day after is always just damage control
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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