At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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