I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
wat bout pragnant strippers??
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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