Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize