He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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