did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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