i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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