you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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