So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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