Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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