btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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