So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Randomize
