I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
