no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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