So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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