yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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