Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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