how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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