Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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